{"product_id":"sage-against-the-machine-tee","title":"Sage Against the Machine T-Shirt","description":"\u003ch2 style=\"text-align:\" center data-mce-style=\"text-align:\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color:\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eNow available for preorder!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align:\" center data-mce-style=\"text-align:\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color:\" data-mce-style=\"color:\"\u003eShirts are available in sizes S-XXL\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"text-align:\" center data-mce-style=\"text-align:\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"color:\" data-mce-style=\"color:\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eNearly half of American men are unmarried.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe single man:\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eis a spendthrift\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003emasturbates alone\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ehas a propensity to kill himself\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eis a slave to his passions.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe married man:\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ehas more money and invests\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ehas more sex\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003elives longer\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003erules over his appetites.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSince 1973, \u003cem\u003eTime Magazine's\u003c\/em\u003e Chauvinist Pig of the Year George Gilder has been clear about the stakes for the family: without fathers our civilization sinks back into the Stone Age.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSixty years later, the need of the hour remains: men that take responsibility for themselves, men that raise their own children, and men with insatiable economic libido.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA nation of faithful men can never be moved.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cstyle type=\"text\/css\"\u003e\u003c!--\ntd {border: 1px solid #cccccc;}br {mso-data-placement:same-cell;}\n--\u003e\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"popupMenu\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Clothing","offers":[{"title":"Small","offer_id":61877617525106,"sku":"X-009-S","price":33.52,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium","offer_id":61877617557874,"sku":"X-009-M","price":33.52,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large","offer_id":61877617590642,"sku":"X-009-L","price":33.52,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":61877617623410,"sku":"X-009-XL","price":33.52,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XXL","offer_id":61877617656178,"sku":"X-009-XXL","price":33.52,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0978\/1490\/5202\/files\/clothing-merchandise-sage-against-the-machine-tee-31928400805936.png?v=1779694938","url":"https:\/\/efgi7z-fd.myshopify.com\/products\/sage-against-the-machine-tee","provider":"My Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}